i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”
it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
one day i will figure out how boys work. and when i do, i’ll be unstoppable
remember when harry told niall off for calling stifler from american pie a “legend” because he objectifies women? remember when harry said that he’d rather compliment a girl on her personality than her looks? remember when harry said that their perfume could be gender-neutral? just a few things that actual real life harry styles did.